PIGEON SNATCHES BAGUETTE FROM WINDOW IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

This is a perfectly natural fear that all tourists face when coming to France :) because there are no screens on windows.
Daily, I am “serenaded” by pigeons (disguised as doves) outside my window. So close, I know that they will soon fly to the scent of my fresh baguettes…
Thus, I sleep with the window closed, room stuffy and hot, to prevent a pigeon from entering my room in the dead of night to snatch my delicious French bread.